February 2012
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Boss: Oh, wow, what're you dipping your bread in?
Me: I like to put herbed parm in my marijua- — my mari- — my mari-
Boss: You were about to say marijuana.
Me: My marinara sauce. Herbed parm in my marinara sauce.
Boss: You were going to say marijuana.
Me: ...yeah.
January 2012
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new year’s resolutions:
1. be perfect
2. no more drunk texting
3. no more drunk driving
4. be better than what I have been
December 2011
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She remembers →
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November 2011
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THE THING IS, the thing is
the thing is: I’m too much of a damn coward to tell the boy I like I want him to kiss me. also, because he’s an alcoholic and a smoker and it’d prolly be nasty anyway and I haven’t seen him sober (me or him) in months but dammit I like him dammit.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Screw you guys
animalsbeingdicks:
Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home.
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July 2011
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer Twofer of the Day: First official trailer for Gattaca/Truman Show writer Andrew Niccol’s sci-fi thriller In Time.
The film, which stars Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Olivia Wilde, Matthew Bomer, and Alex Pettyfer, is due out October 28.
Below: Straight from SDCC, a red band (i.e. NSFW) trailer for Nicolas Winding Refn’s highly anticipated...
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animalsbeingdicks:
Curtis really wasn’t handling this divorce very well.
Congrats to Joe Wilson for winning the Caption Contest! Thanks to everyone for the tremendous response!
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards....
June 2011
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hardcore digging my new job. maybe it’s just because it’s a new experience, or I miss having a job, but as it is I love it.
May 2011
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I’m back home right now and I got up early to try and do some studying. Normally, the first thing I do when I wake up at home is visit with Nico for a little bit, but today she’s still at the boarding since my parents just came back from their mini-vacation. I feel like my day hasn’t started. I want to see my doggy.
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April 2011
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just totally flipped a shit.
watching the most recent episode of community, and abed says:
“I delivered a baby earlier this year in the back of an SUV.”
since no one is reading this and you probably don’t know why I’m getting so excited: LINK TO PREVIOUS, RELEVANT POST
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11. Your family
Momma, Poppa, Brotherfriend, Dog. Best people ever. Not being sarcastic.
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10. Put your music player on shuffle and write the...
1. takanashi yasaharu - kyodai 2. queen - the show must go on 3. dir en grey - kasumi 4. deadmau5 + bsod - this is the hook 5. m.i.a. - paper planes 6. jimi hendrix & b.b. king - band introduction (by b.b. king) 7. the cool kids & lil wayne - gettin’ it 8. beck - summertime 9. rivers cuomo - lover in the snow 10. max bruch - scottish fantasy in e flat major, op. 46, mvmt. 1 - adagio...
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9. How important you think education is
I think knowledge is important. Learning is tough, but it’s got to be done. Oftentimes school makes me sad.
organic test in a few hours. nooooooo.
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8. What you ate today
orange juice
granola bar
granola bar
teriyaki beef jerky
water
jimmy john’s vito sub ( - lettuce, - onion, + alfalfa sprouts, + avocado)