February 2012
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Sometimes the things I say/do when drunk alarm me. I was reading an article for evolution that asserts an ancestral suaceptibility to hypertension as evidenced by the Out-of-Africa expansion. Accordingly, people of African descent (or of tropical locales) have higher water and salt avidity due to the warmer, more humid climate. My drunk annotations emphasize fried chicken and watermelon.
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new year’s resolutions progress update:
1. be perfect ✖ (I set this goal without the intention of actually achieving it, but pursuing it)
2. no more drunk texting ✓ drunk facebook commenting isn’t that much better though
3. no more drunk driving ✖ amend to “no more wasted driving”
4. be better than what I have been ✓
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Boss: Oh, wow, what're you dipping your bread in?
Me: I like to put herbed parm in my marijua- — my mari- — my mari-
Boss: You were about to say marijuana.
Me: My marinara sauce. Herbed parm in my marinara sauce.
Boss: You were going to say marijuana.
Me: ...yeah.